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i am not immune to carla lalli music posting her post gym selfies like 😳
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what is the age gap between the Broker and Brooklynn? I’m just curious how old the broker is and how long she’s been doing this dinosaur trading venture
Mmhm, of course hehe.
This is a very funny question to me because I remember having this discussion about Santos' age with some of the other storyboard artists back when there was talk about leaning into more of a Killing Eve angle with her and Brooklynn (the final decision on how far we leaned into that was not our decision to make, I will note), and whether or not fans would find an age gap between them 'problematic' if we did lean into it too far LOL.
Because Dichen Lachman was TECHNICALLY around 39 or 40 when Dominion was filmed and took place... but I honestly have no idea if SANTOS is supposed to be that age, as well. Dichen's just got that really ageless look. If you told me Santos was in her late 20s to mid 30s I'd believe it just as easily.
#somewhere in her 30s honestly feels right to me personally#but Santos has no canon age that I am aware of#I think the board team discussed this once and went 'eh'#lol#jurassic world chaos theory#jwct#spoilers#soyona santos#ask#anonymous#storyboard artist#chaos crew#but also on the topic of whether the age gap is problematic.... this woman kills people who get in her way with dinosaurs#she tried to kill Brooklynn and the N5#I think the age gap is the least of their worries haha#oh and as far as how long she's been trading dinosaurs... long enough!#I think Dichen Lachmen herself came up with a whole backstory for her that she's talked about in interviews#and we used some of it in the show
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“Did you really think you could hide from me, darling?”
uhhh sleuth jesters eclipse but woamn prety colors were mostly based on @/just-a-drawing-bean 's sj eclipse sleuth jesters by @/naffeclipse @junyxper :3
#why did this take me three - four days?#what is this witchcraft#anyways tag time#errors doobles#sleuth jesters#sleuth jesters eclipse#eclipse fnaf#what do i even tag this as#oh yeah i tried a knew shading style thingie#not sure how noticeable it is#but y'know#woman that can and probably will kill you :D
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started a new playthrough of BG3 alongside my main one (because i realised i rushed through the first act really quick and missed a ton of content). i'm playing as a drow this time and everyone is being so so rude to me
#i went to see the druid healer woman and she just straight up tried to kill me#asked her about the dead drow on her table and she was like 'dont even worry about it' yeah ok. sure.#bg3
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thinking of invincible today since it’s one month until season 2
#invincible#invincible show#nolan grayson#omni man#omniman#invincible fanart#crismakesstuff#invincible season 2#the guardians of the globe#yes this is based off of that one image of ted cruz#it fits nolan rly well and how all of season 1 played out#like the mystery aspect of season 1 will forever be so special to me#not the ‘who did it’ but ‘but why did he do it’#brilliant writing tbh#this is also supposed to represent how he was being haunted by the decision to kill the guardians#because I know he was losing sleep over it while trying to pretend he was fine#just becoming more distant and cut off as he tries to prepare to execute his mission#also all the different microphones and stuff with words are supposed to represent the og guardians of the globe#the ‘you’ is both martian man and war woman just bc I couldn’t fit another word in that I liked#the immortal invincible#darkwing invincible#martian man invincible#red rush invincible#green ghost invincible#war woman
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My friend made me aware that there is a single Triceraton woman in the entirety of the tmnt animated compendium, She's in a straight-to-tv movie for like maybe 15 minutes, and it seems like there isn't a whole lot of fanart of her so,,, I had to remedy that.
In other news I've been plagued by the "becomes a fan of an incredibly niche character" disease so please wish me a speedy recovery lmao.
#my art#tmnt#tmnt 2012#tmnt 2003#digital art#illustration#fan art#zera#tmnt zera#fanart#triceraton#triceratons#anthro#teenage mutant ninja turtles#furry#zera tmnt#half shell heroes: blast to the past#general zera#art#dinosaur#10ft tall dinosaur woman that could kill me in one fell swoop#and yes the blaster is a nod to the 2003 Triceratons bc I could not find good reference of the blaster they use in the movie.#also thats the tmnt i grew up with so its a nod to that as well :)#tried to go for a sort of rottmnt style with this piece bc i think she should be in rise :)
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i think goldenflower and frostfur should kiss in front of tigerclaw actually
#mother cat yuri#old woman cat yuri#is this a crackship?? i haven’t seen content for these two before#they’re actually such a good dynamic for me#tigerclaw literally maimed and crippled frostfur’s daughters#and murdered her sister#and tried to turn the clan on her brother (ravenpaw)#AND tried to kill her mentor Jesus Christ#tigerclaw betrayed goldenflower’s trust and failed at being a mate and a father#he also causes the death of her son swiftpaw#so frostfur and goldenflower bond over their hatred for him#and kiss to spite him#twistysoup bringing your cat yuri#warrior cats#goldenflower#frostfur#tigerstar#tigerclaw#brightheart#cinderpelt#brindleface#bluestar#ravenpaw#swiftpaw#brambleclaw#tawnypelt#twisty rambles
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stressed
I have to fight family again
#everybody hates meeeee#tomorrow is going to be so fucked#aunt literally said i tried to kill her???????? bro idk what to do with a person like that#im really really stressed#like it never got to physical violence or anything but im always scared it will cause it's just#getting more and more heated and i know she literally hates me right now#like usually she does the whole spiel about loving me sooo much but now she's convinced that#I'm against her#well i am#fuck that bitch#but well she's acting like a freaking cartoon villain#oh wel#well#but goddamn im really stressed rn#ok whatever i just needed to vent it's probably going to be fine#but like#i do feel like I'm planning a grand escape rn#and it SUCKS ASS#i really want to cut that woman out of my life or actually out of all of our lives cause she's just#traumatizing one person after the other#god i cant wait to be away from her so i can freaking relaxxx ToT#i can't believe i let myself fall for her tricks every single time and just believe shes good now AURGG#ok ok i just needed to vent this is so unreal for me rn I've been so stressed for days this is so frantic#whatever goodbye lmaooooooo#vent
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if westeros was created to reflect our modern society instead of being loosely based off of western medieval society, then i think people would understand that these political marriages are for alliances, not love, and would agree that the modern lower class sentiments towards marriage are simply not applicable to these arrangements and both bride and groom cannot and should not expect love from their partner.
if our story occurred in a modern westeros very similar to our own modern society, then a lot of the obstacles our characters face would not happen because, simply put, modern society benefits from equality.
as an example, i am quite (100%) certain that the introduction of gender equality and other modern values and advancements to westeros would only be beneficial to rhaegar and elia, which means that this ideology benefits westerosi society on an individual level.
so, in this modern westeros au, if rhaegar and elia still married for a political alliance, and then had two children like they did in asoiaf, they could then peacefully divorce and write out a contract that secures both rhaenys and aegons inheritances. if lyanna and rhaegar met and fell in love while rhaegar and elia were married then the misunderstanding that sparked a war would never have happened. why? because lyanna would have a say in who she marries in this modern au. also, elia would have possibly been seeing others as well. why? because this was a political marriage and love shouldn’t be expected, so why would anyone be concerned about either party finding love outside of their marriage? plus modern westeros would have dna testing so there’s no reason to question the paternity of their children.
also, if elia had a child with someone else (in this hypothetical scenario, perhaps her lover died) and rhaegar decided to claim that child as his own while knowing that he’s not the real father in order to give this child a better life, then this wouldn’t be a problem either. why? because rhaegar’s in the know. (i’m only bringing this up bc of the rhaenyra and laenor situation. guys… laenor is perfectly aware that biologically those kids aren’t his, yet he still claimed them and loved them bc he and rhaenyra had an agreement. i do not understand why real ppl are even concerned about jace, luke, and joffs parentage. in the eyes of the law those boys are legally laenors.)
however, since asoiaf isn’t based off of our modern society and is instead a society riddled with misogyny, xenophobia and other social issues without the progress and advancements that we in the 21st century have benefited from, i will concede one thing to these antis who harp on and on about how selfish rhaenyra and rhaegar were for loving someone who wasn’t their spouse and for having a child(ren) out of wedlock.
because yes, rhaegar and lyanna’s love can be considered an act of selfishness, and rhaenyra loving harwin and having children with him can also be considered selfish.
but guess what? love in general is a very selfish state of being. you are prioritizing your partner and your desires over everything and everyone else in your life.
one of the greatest love stories of all time, romeo and juliet, is a tale of two selfish lovers who seek to be together despite the immense hatred between their families. selfless and dutiful children would never love an enemy. and yet, despite romeo and juliet’s love story ending in tragedy, no one would ever argue that these two lovers were in the wrong for simply trying to be together even though their love caused their families great grief. why? because the feud between the Montagues and the Capulets was stupid. and the story ends with the characters agreeing that this feud went on for long enough and acknowledging the fact that this petty feud between the families was the cause of their misery and the tragedy that befell them.
though the circumstances of all three love stories are different, it’s undeniable that these lovers were selfish for prioritizing their own desires over their duties to their houses.
to end this little spiel, i’d like to mention that the reason i first brought up a modern au was to remind people that the only reason rhaelya and rhaenyra’s relationship with harwin can be so decisively called selfish is because these characters live in westeros. and westeros is a fucked up society rooted in systematic oppression, violence, and abuse and other forms of exploitation in order to further the agenda of the powerful despite the harm it causes. any modern comforts and progressive ideas hinder the control the patriarchs have over their families and put a name to the bigotry expressed against these unconventional relationships. so yes, their love is selfish because being unconventional in such a backwards society is a recipe for disaster, especially since both of these relationships hinge on a woman deciding to take control of her sexual autonomy, which is a big no no in westeros since a woman’s body only belongs to her father and husband. so yes, these love stories are selfish because these characters are prioritizing themselves in a society that benefits from them losing their autonomy and harms them and their loved ones when they try to take back their autonomy.
to finish off, the reason i brought up the tragic love story of romeo and juliet is to remind people that even though rhaegar and lyanna’s love was selfish, other characters still need to be held accountable for their actions that helped to escalate this misunderstanding into a tragedy that consumed all of westeros.
#the only reason any of this shit happened is bc westeros is a fucked up place#their love may be selfish but it’s also commendable#we’re only human~ and we were built for love~#i think some of the rhaegar hate stems from the fact that he can openly love another woman but elia would be scorned for doing the same#but this isn’t rhaegar’s fault. their society just failed them. which sucks#the bodies of nobles in westeros never truly belong to themselves. which is insane. the king belongs to his ppl. a wife to her husband#a son to his father. a daughters body belongs to her father. the common folk belong to the nobles… ughhh#westeros is truly a society built on controlling the autonomy of others in order to gain power/benefits#sorry if all this doesn’t make any sense lol#i haven’t read romeo and juliet recently and just brushed up on it through wiki so im sry if i got something wrong lol#jon snow belonging to the nights watch and getting killed for daring to try to leave to save someone he loves…#hdsjhddhd#nedcat you’ll always be the exception ❤️#political marriages = big business deal#<- nedcat isn’t the exception here tho#me: progressive ideas would be beneficial to the individuals! also me: no shit sherlock#westerosi society escalated a misunderstanding to a tragedy#alicent and robert are arms of the patriarchy#tywin and viserys benefitting from the devestation they caused until they’re dead and the house of cards falls apart#asoiaf#rhaegar targaryen#lyanna stark#pro rhaenyra targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#harwin strong#laenor velaryon#anti alicent hightower#anti alicent stans#anti elia stans#someone once tried to argue about modern au stuff about westeros to me and it just got me thinking lolo
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rita skeeter & womanhood
anyone else ever think about rita skeeters fucked up relationship with femininity and womanhood as if it’s a costume she wears but it just doesn’t fit quite right :/
#she wants. so much#she just! wants!#she wants to be desired and she wants respect and she wants to be beautiful and lovely#but shes awful and nasty and gross#she has to keep a reminder on her bathroom mirror to remind herself to brush her teeth#she cant shave her legs without cutting herself#she wears fancy clothes but it’s all stolen (from stores & exes & lovers)#or she buys them secondhand but it’s all from like 5 seasons ago#she doesn’t removed her makeup before bed and when the next day she just fills it back in and its a mess#she wears the costume of a sophisticated woman but it just never looks right!!!!!#she has to be successful its what she was made for but she was born a fucking woman (disadvantage!)#so she tries her fucking hardest to imitate a woman!!!!!!!!!#she’s playing by the rules!!!!!!!! has to do what she can with what she was given!!!!!!!!!#and what she was given is a womans body!!!!!!#she’s nasty and dusgusting and greedy and violent. but she cant let any of that show#she was born to be famous and she was born with a womans body. she HAS to follow the rules and shes sooo fucking bad at it#rita skeeter is just. such a dyke to me#her relationship with femininity and womanhood beng so fucked up but also desperately yearning to be treated like a lady#like something beautiul and fragile#<— but the thought of a man treating her that way makes her want to kill herself#dyke dyke dyke dyke.#rita skeeter#jen’s moodboards
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I loved that Gaz Tomo survived but got his brain all scrambled, because he's very funny but i did want some serious consequences for them failing to kill Liliana
Also would love a more detailed explanation of what happened at the failed assassination but i don't think we'll get much more :c
#give me liliana angst#give me the volition finding out she's allied with bells hells after they tried to kill her and also she probably killed a bunch of them#give me the interaction between volition amd liliana. i want them to want blood and for her to react as ludinus second in comand!#but also imogens mom!! all in one!! conflicted woman!!#cr3#cr spoilers#crit role#critical role spoilers
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I finally found some time to sit down and listen to music and relax and just not think about anything, but the music I was listening to was the new Taylor Swift album and The Prophecy came on and now I will be thinking about how well it fits that really angsty chapter of Time Heals All Wounds for the next 36 hours.
#JUST HEAR ME OUT.#so in time heals; Sabine tries over and over to save Ezra every time she gets caught in the world between worlds#but every time she fails and he still dies. and she can't bring herself to stop hoping but she's still helpless#and once she thinks she's saved him but then he still gets killed she begs the mythosaur to do something to save him#''i guess a lesser woman would've lost hope a greater woman wouldn't beg''#''please i've been on my knees change the prophecy ... who do I have to speak to about if they can redo the prophecy''#and then there's little bits of the lyrics here and there that really fit certain parts too#''I dream of him'' and how every time she tries to save him it's while she's dreaming or having a force-vision#''i howl like a wolf at the moon'' and the part where she screams at the stars#''blood from the wound of the pricked hand'' and the scene where she kisses his bloody hand#THERE'S EVEN SOME PARALLELING QUOTES#''a greater/lesser woman...'' ''Had she been another woman...''#''i looked to the sky...'' ''sabine looked to the sky...''#I REST MY CASE#jessica's non writing nonsense#the time heals 'verse
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Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.
Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.
#my characters#waiting on some info on the next commission so i indulged in ocs today bc i doubt i will have as much time for lil comics for a bit#deacon is so devoted hes like yeah i would kill for a deity that could easily kill anything himself but yknow teehee#and fulj just did you tell him you needed therapy also does he even know youd murder in his name#deacon caught red handed haha no of course i havent told him it should be obvious enough haha.... and its in his defense not his name :c#man really does have some issues but i love him so much and hes so devoted but like. unhealthily after a while#he does in fact need a chill pill and therapy but to be fair#ymber has needed therapy for centuries and yet he just bottles it all up and suffers so#its pretty unhealthy until they yell at each other one (1) time bc they are so insecure about things and get mad over very valid reasons#but then theyre like you know what that was necessary and i still want to stay by your side if you let me#and then fulj is like dude hey sorry you seem really happy did you fu- and ymber is like no please stop there we have not#fulj just squinting cause have not is very different than will not but whatever she doesnt wanna think about that with deacon involved ew#and eventually fulj is like hey ymber im sorry to say but i really do hate deacon and i dont even know why but he makes me uncomfortable#while deacon is just. in the room. hearing this and thinking how he knows she thinks hes weird but wow that wording hurts#and ymber doesnt wanna fill in memories better forgotten by fulj which she had forcefully removed#so he just says oh well his hair and clothing are black and you had someone in the past that you might see in him and its not a pleasant en#so you know maybe its that idk#and fulj is then WHATST i was rude to him for someone i cant even remember? lame im gonna try SO HARD to be nice to him now#and deacon just still sitting there with some food like this is v awkward and i wish i could not be here for it#and later he asks ymber about who he resembled and as ymber is descibing her it clicks in deacons head and he gets really sad#that he might somehow remind fulj of the woman she loved before she was punished for loving a mortal#and he feels kinda bad pestering her so much with his curiosities about deities and he kinda gets it#the fact hes close to ymber might remind her at the core that she was once that close with a mortal if not closer#anyway story time in the tags again#im so obsessed with these peeps and i have made them suffer so much but they do all end on a happy note#its still funny and nice to me that while fulj is creeped out by deacon and doesnt like talking to him#he still expresses the most emotions to her - he tries hard to remain serious around ymber and collected and obedient at all times#and when out and about with ymber he has to be intimidating and refuses smiling but fulj?? all sunshine and smiles and emotions easy to rea#and she is just that is so weird go away i hate you
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I know Hestia is one of my favorite Greek goddesses but if I learned anything from Greek mythology it’s to not loudly announce what gods or goddesses you dislike loudly or in public
#but this is tumblr and my notes. so#I don’t like either half of the royal marriage#but I TRULY have great SPITE for Aphrodite#she literally killed a man for saying he was aroace. WHO DOES THAT#who tricks a man into asking posiedon to kill his grandson via horse trampling for saying ‘idk if I wanna date but the moon is cool and I#like hunting’#like. GIRL. WHAT THE HECK#she also literally made his step mom fall in love with him?? and then accuse him of RAPE for saying no???#like GIRL. you ruined a happy marriage and tried to recreate odephius bc a guy didn’t want to date. what a petty woman#like. celebrate love but don’t kill a guy just bc he’s aroace and joined the aroace club to hang out with his aroace friends and#the aroace goddess#Hestia#Hippolytus#aphrodite#also I like Artemis. sapphic aspec queen#greek mythology#j me#aroace#aspec#arospec#aroaspec#aromantic#asexual
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Peak character description: narrator gushing about how pretty the person literally trying to kill them is
No joke:
#shitpost#this is what people want when they say they want enemies to lovers#if your ship hasnt tried to kill each other at least once do they even love each other#im not joking she literally just stomped on the mcs head and is absolutely prepared to blow the mcs head off#“i love it when women steal from iron man and use his tech to try to melt me” - this idiot probably#“i love it when women glare at me like they hate me (because they do)” - this idiot probably#“i love it when women want me [SIX FEET UNDER IN THE COLD COLD GROUND]” - this idiot probably#“i love it when women relentlessly pursue me (so they can cut off my head and display it like a hunting trophy)” - this idiot probabl#just realised i made the “i love a woman who will actually just kill me” meme into a person#well not really but like the intention was there sort of#the character is not the meme but the memey version of the character is if you catch my drift
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alright that's it I'm bringing up my stupid unspecified vagina trauma in my next therapy session
#tried using a tampon again. once again did not work and now i can Feel it There and it makes me want to cry!#due to me being on my period and other such issues#girl i hate this stupid fucking thing so much. i'm gonna be honest chief i wish i just didn't have that#such a stupid fucking organ. archaic!!!!#you know WHAT if i had been amab i would be sooo hot & sexy rn because that's the way men in my family spawn#i would have had a better childhood because i wouldn't constantly have had massive gender struggles and would thus be less fucked up#and i would have a FUCKING AUTISM DIAGNOSIS BY NOW BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW AFAB PEOPLE CAN'T HAVE AUTISM#i would be much more confident and normal due to the way boys are socialised. and i wouldn't have this BITCHASS UGLY WRETCHED VAGINA#ohhhhh my god why wasn't i amab. kills herself#i wouldn't have tits...... oh my god my back would be intact..........#dreaming of a better world as the period hormones make me want to kill myself as is customary every month since i was 11#when i say i don't mind being a woman i'm LYING I LITERALLY MIND SO MUCH I HATE IT HERE
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